Omaha, NE::Like a fine box of aged Franzia, Harp Loaf has reached the pinnacle of his career. Harp Loaf: Bat Out Of Hell Deux staggered on to the music scene early this morning, as Harp Loaf was probably staggering out of a massage parlor somewhere and into a Denny's.
Early projections place the album on pace to hit the elusive mark of an "Aluminum Record," which would fall right below the sales of a "Silver Record," if those are even made.
When asked to comment on the sales of his new album, Harp Loaf had this to say: "Aluminum, what the hell is that? Isn't that a mineral that Superman is allergic to? Jesus that is a huge gargoyle behind my head on the album cover! Let's grab some Moon's Over My Hammy."
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