Anytown, USA::Many think that the true art of guys picking up the ladies is attached only to the asker, but not Adam Bracco. He and his own sidekick, Joe Craig, have long been mastering their form as wingmen.
These second stringers don't however have a second-place attitude, they are definitely first runner-up! Doesn't that always confuse you during the Miss America pageant? Why don't they just annouce the winner first and then the next seven places after that?
Anyway these guys really bring true enthusiam to the table as wingmen. Bracco, a long-time married yachtsman who enjoys customizing his Segway in his spare time, has been a right-hand man many times to his friends.
"You know I can't really think of a place that I would rather be then by the side of one of my comrads as he is trying to throw his hotdog down a hallway," said Bracco.
Bracco's sidekick, Joe Craig, better known as The F.U.P. Fritter, has also played the role as career back-up.
"The way I see it is I am kinda like the Vice President to Adam....everyone knows that I am doing all the work, but they can't put me at first string because I ate too many pizza rolls and I might show up hungover.......whatever KNIBB HIGH FOOTBALL RULES," stated Craig.
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