Bloody Lip And No Tip

The first rule of fight club, don’t ever talk about fight club. The second rule of fight club if you are in a restaurant, leave a tip.

Justin “hip hop Higgins” was spotted laying a swift right jab to the left lipple region of Roddy the “Moose” Stasche. As tempers boiled like shrimp that fateful evening in March the shot heard ‘round boys town was unleashed, stumbling the pale but agile fighter Stasche. Stasche countered back with loud noises and yelping in a very gay-friendly IHOP, thus igniting the rage to attack “hip hop Higgins” with an IHOP fork.

Stasche was removed by security shortly after the incident occurred and was quoted as saying, “I never got to try my pancakes and I wanted to stab hip hop Higgins,” as Stasche wipes away some tears, “now look I have a bloody lip and I did not leave a tip.”