In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls.
Mmm. I look good. I mean, really good. Hey, everyone! Come and see how good I look!
Mm, ehh, mm. Ribs. I had ribs for lunch. That's why I'm doing this.
How now brown cow. How now brown cow. How now brown cow.
How are you? You look awfully nice tonight. Hmm? Maybe don't wear a bra next time. No, I was talking to you. No, not her. I don't know her name. What is it? Lanolin? La-lanolin? Like sheep's wool?
Unique New York. Unique New York.
Mm, I love Scotch. I love Scotch. Scotchy, Scotch, Scotch. Here it goes down. Down into my belly. Mm-mm-mm.
The arsonist has oddly shaped feet.
How much time?
-Ten seconds?
- You are on.
I'm on right now?
I don't believe you.
-Ron!
Oh, come on. Audrey. I look like hell. I got bags under my eyes. What's that? If you were a man, I'd punch you right in the mouth. That's bush. Bush league.
The human torch was denied a bank loan.
You hear me? Audrey, look at me! I'm sorry. All right? I'm sorry.
Ha ha! Ha ha ha ho! Ha ha ho. Ha oh!
All right, we're on. Ready, Phil. We're on in five, four...
When the clock struck five it meant one thing for Ron Burgundy and his news team: Go time.
Channel 5 News, with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor Ron Burgundy. Champ Kind, sports. Ooh! Hoo-hoo! Brick Tamland, weather. And your reporter in the field, Brian Fantana. It's Channel 5 News. Good evening. I'm Ron Burgundy…
Happy Labor Day San Diego.
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is that really my husband!!!
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