Omaha, NE::Sir Nigel Nibs is just your ordinary British chippy...breaks for tea several times a day, has one of those weird European license plate's that still look like they did in the 70's, and uses the word "rubbish" frequently. However, something very un-ordinary happened to Lord Nibs in 1985.
"My word, I thought he had fallen off the back of a lorry," stated Nibs with a thick English accent. Translation...Nibs thought Belvedere had been kidnapped. "Yeah I guess it would be half-sharp for someone to kidnap him eh? Kind of like the chicken mcnuggets you get with the little panhandles eh...those are the bee knees are they not?"
Nibs is speaking of the disappearance of his butler, Mr Belvedere, in 1985. Late in the summer of 1986 Nibs received a phone call from Belvedere explaining his whereabouts as the star of his own hit show.
"Booly...I was scally-wagged!" proclaimed Nibs.
Nibs of course ended up becoming even more powerful after Belvedere's departure founding, "Blimey Hats." The driving company behind the new trend in small hats for tall men.
When asked if he ever thought about following Belvedere to Hollywood, Nibs replied: "Bugger...I guess we'll never know if I could have been on the tele you cheeky bah-stud."
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I used to pee in Mike's pool.
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