Bailey Deployment From Kansas City Imminent

Kansas City, MO::A report on Bailey’s Kansas City departure status was released on Tuesday during a press conference.

In the months following Bailey's departure, Kansas City will most likely experience higher import volumes of Old Spice cologne and Febreeze.

"We also expect plumbing and sewer systems to flow with much greater ease in the Westport area," said Captain Ding L. Berry of The Missouri River Coast Guard.

Bailey's absence will be missed by many though. Several elderly people and children under 6 years of age are not sure what they will do without his positive reinforcement.

Bette Midler could not be reached for comment on this story.

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