ibought an iPhone. And it is glorious as the eye can see and tastes of dewy gumdrops all day long.
ibought an iPhone. It looks like I am holding a T-85 calculator to my ear.
ibought an iPhone. I watch Youtube clips of China Beach on it while I hold it vertically and horizontally so the screen rotates a bunch.
ibought an iPhone. I will never buy a different phone again. I won't even entertain watching commercials for Sprint when they give away four phones, when you buy just one.
ibought an iPhone. I am going to build my next house out of everyone's old iPhones and call it...iHome.
ibought an iPhone. Whenever I sit down at a table somewhere two things are for certain. One, I always use salt. And two, I will lay my iPhone on the table for everyone to see. Just so if I get a text or someone calls me, I can answer it that much faster.
ibought an iPhone.
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doo doo pie. ipie.
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