Kansas City, MO::Two famous icons from the 1980's are currently on top of the lucrative inspirational speech tour circuit.
Many on the circuit know that Hasselhoff, star of the smash television series "Knight Rider," and his partner Dr. Penischeek M.D., creator of the artificial ear lobe, are making ten's of dollars on this leg of the tour. With that being said, several or three people agree that most of this is due to the recent addition of Dr. Penischeek to the tour.
"His spunk and his overall willingness to only eat one meal a month has really got him to where he is today...where that is I have no idea. If you look deep into his eyes...I mean deeeeeep, like at least nine beers deep...it's like looking into a Jaguar's eyes!" stated Hasselhoff.
"We call it The Franken Berry Tour, because America loves underdogs and unsung heroes...like Franken Berry. Where would Boo Berry be without Franken Berry? And if so what does that say about monster-branded cereals?" said Dr. Penischeek. "Everybody knows that Franken Berry is to cereal what CSI:New York is to television!"
Sales for the tour actually had picked up with the addition of Dr. Penischeek late last month. Penischeek of course got his start in the limelight when he was arrested for streaking a Photographers Covention in 1982 at the age of 24. It was then his face, baring an overpowering birthmark resembling a penis, was conveyed to millions.
Together Hasselhoff and Dr. Penischeek hope to uncover more unsung heroes.
"We are always looking for the next RuPaul!" said Penischeek.
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