Just when you thought he went 97% lean on ya, MeatLoaf comes from the haggus to kick you in your junk! The following is an excerpt from his new hit single, "Recall" which is loosely based on the recent recall of over 21.7 million pounds of ground beef by Topps Meat Company, and off of the album "Wicked Weiners."
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...but I'll never stop drooling of you ev'ry night of my life, no way
I would do anything for beef
Oh, I would do anything for beef
I would do anything for beef, but I won't do Sat Fat
No, I won't do Sat Fat
[Beef:]
Will you flip me over? will you pat me down?
Will you cook me right or godforsaken golden-brown?
Will you make it all a little less bun?
[Boy:]
I can do a rump roast
I can even do it on top of toast
[Beef:]
Will you hold the mayo? Will you hold the Scottish kilts?
Can you fill my belly, I'm so sick of smelly patty melts?
Can you make it all a little less soggy?
[Boy:]
I can do bleu cheese crumbles
Oh no, I can do without Bryant Gumble...not Greg. His chubbiness is fine with me.....
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REAL MEAT RECALL HEREl
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