Indianapolis, India::Last night the NFL kicked off it's season and with it so did millions of fantasy football players around the globe.
The Razzi was lucky enough to be there last night when the legendary coach of a Raider's team that we believe won the first Super Bowl ever broadcasted in Technicolor, John Madden, and his partner, a broadcasting folk hero (that I might add makes one hell of a good Salisbury steak), Al Michaels....made a prepared statement to all fantasy football players.......but before we get to that, let me introduce the Grammy-award winner for the best small town rocker on an American car commercial ad, John "The Coug" Mellencamp!
Alright! What an inspirational artist... who feels like buying a truck? Anyhow before we get to what Madden and Michaels had to say to fantasy football players....ladies and gentlemen, The Notorious B.I.G's former wife, Faith Hill!
Oh isn't she just wonderful? Anyhow, said John Madden and Al Michaels in a prepared statement to fantasy football players: "Good luck this season. If you ever get hungry during a game, just grab a turkey drumstick and some rich, chocolaty ovaltine!"
(The above story is a satirical piece on last night's real NFL opener and yes, I know it says India at the top you idiot!)
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i see chad madden now.
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