Wednesday, September 5, 2007

This Is Why They Call Me "Big-Sloppa"



Brooklyn, New York::Not since William Hung has there been such an outreach of support for easily one of the sloppiest men around. They call him Dynamite, they call him Frosty the Dumpster, they have even called him D.J. Bottomless BellyButton, but he may be best known as Twisty the WetBag and for his latest antics while on stage in lower Manhattan, Tuesday.

Twisty was doing his trademark show opening up for Mary J. Blige on her “No More Drama” summer tour, when Twistys routine took a turn for the unexpected. Twisty's manager, Rondo Wikulshulz assured that Twisty was okay.

“Twisty has been admitted to rehab after he ingested a bottle of Midol and drank a bottle of peach schnapps, then lost his mayo-less turkey sandwiche he had eaten 45 minutes prior on the dancefloor. I ain’t seen Twisty move like that in years. He will be back on the road doing what he loves again soon. Legal issues, however, have forced Twisty to stay clear of Mary J. Blige and Huey Lewis of Huey Lewis and the News.”

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