Cape Crunchberry, FL::After 15 long years the satellite Yosher III has finally launched. It's mission.....to sit high above Earth and send data back to our planet. The Data...highly confidential info pertaining to the size of asteroids in reference to a state in America.
Still confused? For example the statement, "An asteroid the size of Delaware is heading towards Earth," would be along the lines of what I am referencing. Unfortunately that bastard state "Delaware" is the reason the satellite was launched in the first place.
Look it's not really Delaware's fault. When I was younger I had a bad experience with Tupperware and have had a constant fear of anything with "ware" on the end. The year Andre Ware won the Heisman trophy was a bad one.
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