Ode To Pudding

You are often the forgotten dessert...
Have you ever had the kind with gummy worms that looks like dirt...
Would you like some pudding?

A staple at the Chinese Buffet...
I would eat you everday...
Would you like some pudding?

Vanilla, Chocolate, Tapioca...
Sometimes I like to put each of my heels in a snack-pack for a soak-ah...
Would you like some pudding?

When I don't get some I get the fits...
A favorite treat of NYPD Blue's Detective Sipowicz...
Would you like some pudding?

Cosby has a lifetime supply so stop all your fears...
It makes up 80% of the body mass of Britney Spears...
Would you like some pudding?

When Oprah wants it, she really spends...
You can find Tom Cruise whispering this to all his boyfriends.............
Would you like some pudding?

Now go have some pudding.




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