Why do you have to stand so close to me in the grocery line? I go to the store to have an enjoyable experience. I like walking around and looking at different items. Collecting and compiling them together, into a top-notch shopping extravaganza.
But you are there to ruin it. You are generally old. You usually walk right in front of my car as I am trying to park in an empty spot and look around as if you cannot find yours. You also like to follow me around the store and look at the same items I look at, rushing me into buying a similar-but-wrong version of the product I really want. You really like to stand in front of all the soups so no one else can grab any...when I know all I want is tomato.
But your absolute favorite thing is to stand right behind me in line as I checkout. Now I mean right behind me. As in, you think somehow by standing that close to me the line will actually move faster. Close enough so I have to spin the little credit card machine away from you in disgust. See you at the mall later today when you will be speed-walking for exercise, wearing some type of semi-formal attire with orthopedic shoes.
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i am usually on drugs while at the grocery store and i agree with you it is creepy and uncooth. they usually have halitosis and their sweaters smell like moth balls.
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