Sunday, November 11, 2007

I am a flag football champion


There are days that I sit at home listening to my Ace Of Base Album thinking about how I would do anything for a Klondike bar...then I snap to the realization that I am indeed getting older. But that's okay cause I will always have flag football.

Flag football, if you think about it, is the fat-out-of-shape guy's last stage to display his Henry Rowengartner-like athletic abilities. But it is a sport and being a man, I like competition...even if it involves making quick swipes at flags located around my opponents crotchal region.

I guess it's all the price you pay when you are a flag football champion.

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