Top Ten Reasons Why Hollywood Writers Suck

Letterman(Pictured above with Johnathan Lipnicki and friend), should be one of the first to feel the writer's strike.

If you are breathing, then you most likely know that as of today Hollywood's television and movie writers are on strike. What's this mean to you? Possibly less childhood obesity, higher check-out rates at libraries and better education, but who cares....CSI: Boise is in re-runs dammit!

Many of the writers decided to take sabbaticals after not coming to terms on receiving royalties off of Internet downloads and DVD sales. Hollywood, being the smart, rich, Yiddish speaking folk that they are, have been stockpiling scripts so don't worry just yet.

You won't really notice a change in tv shows or movies. Most likely you will see more re-runs on the tv side, which is making network executives nervous about their late-night programming(Letterman, O'Brien, Leno, ALF....etc...).

Here are David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Hollywood Writers Suck:
10. Murder She Wrote
9. Howard The Duck
8. North Shore
7. Flubber
6. Caddyshack II
5. Catwoman
4. Daddy Day Camp
3. Joey
2. From Justin to Kelly
1...The Sopranos...yep I said it.

Article on the strike.

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