Make like a banzai tree and get outta here...

If I was in the All Valley Karate Championship, it probably would've been my black belt that Mr. Miyagi ganked for Daniel-son. Kinda like when you are driving your car through a crowded parking lot and you think you see the empty money spot right up in front. However, once you get the actual spot you find that the reason for the spot looking empty is that someone has parked their scooter there, deceiving all drivers and ganking an entire spot for their one little Danny DeVito crotch rocket. How the hell do these bastards always get the spot at the front to pull this crap off?

Notice To All Scooter-Drivers: I have stink-palmed your handlebars.

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