Flying Monkey Saves Phoenix From Tainted Banana Pudding Outbreak

Phoenix, AZ::With great power comes great responsibility...one monkey found that out this weekend during his birthday party. That monkey was Brett Wiklund.

With his keen sense of...whatever monkey's have a keen sense of, he was able to identify Kevin Schultz, "The Grandview Dingle Poo," as the mastermind behind the recent illegal importing of Banana pudding from Madagascar (not the animated movie).

While out on Saturday night for his birthday The Flying Monkey, who goes by the alias of Brett Wiklund or Carl Fardman, was preparing to play tonsil hockey with his usual shot of warm tequila. As he stood at the bar he was able to see into the back storage room. There he saw and recognized Schultz from a prior heist he was associated with, "The Taco Bell Mild Sauce Embargo of '99."

The Flying Monkey was eventually able to slip off his Brett Wiklund disguise of a black blazer, underoo's and fake spray-on tan and detain Schultz. When The Razzi asked Schultz if he was guilty he stated: "Um uh yeeessss!"