Anthropologists have unearthed remains dating back to the late 16th and 17th century which indicate an, until now, unknown impetus for the decline of various indigenous empires within regions of Mexico and Central America. Though ruled by different groups over the span of thousands of years the dense population concentration of this area was previously thought to have fallen victim to a catastrophic combination of intensified warfare, famine and the introduction of various animal-born illnesses by European colonizers.
Temple inscriptions depicting a rotund creature eating native peoples by the "bakers-dozen handful" along with various "chewed-on" artifacts, and the unearthed remains (mostly bones fragments) of populations exceeding the hundreds of thousand have advanced some theories that these vast empires were in fact devoured by the 20 mega-ton man-beast, half-man, half amorphous blob with a front-but that makes the Marianas Trench look like a crack in the sidewalk, also known as Manginacoatl, or "man vagina of the snake," as translated from the native Nahuatl tongue. Expert researchers from across the globe are eagerly awaiting more information surrounding this girthy discovery, as are we all.
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